Sunday, March 4, 2012

INDIA'S AND GOA'S ONLY NUDE BEACH

Yes, I'm not kidding!! No, I'm not pulling your leg and yes, I'm in my senses.  India does actually have a nude beach and its in Goa!! Now, I know that Goa is the closest most Indian Guys will ever come to getting to see women almost nude on the beaches. Frankly, no other place in India offers this much of skin show in public. No wonder then that most Indian men, fed on a steady stream of Hollywood movies, internet porn and their wildest imagination expect Goa to be all that and more when they come. However, sad to say, most of them also come to goa hoping to get laid as most indian men equate bare skin with loose morals and an invitation for promiscuity. hence, the leers, the stares, the gawking, the loud raunchy comments and the cheap booze driven desperation. . unfortunately, none of this ugly behaviour compensates for their crazed obsession to find women to have sex with as, thankfully (?) Goans are quite prurient and chaste. Hence, neither does prostitution thrive in goa nor do the locals allow prostitutes to enter. So, unless you are staying in some posh hotel where they will get you russian and israeli escorts for 5-8 grand or you are ready to satisfy yourself with the utterly pathetic, disease ridden souls parading their bodies for sustenance near Baina beach you won't find much to look forward to in Goa. The one redeeming aspect in this sphere is the gallant chivalry of the Goan beach boys. They will sell themselves for a meager amount to any fair skinned firang woman, even the ugly and hopeless ones who wouldn't dream of catching a boy for such an amount in their own countries. Hence, once you come to terms with this disappointing aspect of Goan life, the only silver lining remains the skin show on the beaches. The more the merrier.

The first time I realised that breasts weren't really worth looking at was when i saw a pair of them on one dilapidated old carcass carrying herself with the new found swagger of the ugly duckling who suddenly realises that her wasted frame was still worth men tripping over themselves. And the story went on and on. there were more and more breasts on display and most of them were not really worth a second glance. for all of my distinguished readers discreetly wiping their drool, all this and much more is available on Goan beaches if you have the energy to venture out on a hot a afternoon. for the best time to catch people sun bathing is when the sun's around. even then you have to know where to be if u want to catch the action as it were and that's what i'm here for. i'm here to open the doors to the secret world of goa to one and all, to wash the dirty linen in public per se, to get you up to date with those mouth watering, heart-skipping-a-beat secrets of goa that you have heard being whispered about and never witnessed.  yes, there are nubile young women (or sexy young chicks in the general lingo) and hot young men all attired in their birthday suits roaming the shady nooks of this beach and you just have to know your way to this place.

enough of the suspense already you say? well, maybe i was piling it on a little. so let's get down and dirty. this beach is called Arambol beach. now there will be some who will be tut-tutting and shaking their wise heads, murmuring to their confidantes that they had been to this beach last year and there was nothing special to speak of. well, for all those skeptics, the action is not in open view, it cannot be. india has a law against public nudity and these people are well aware of it. so, they seek some shelter where they wont be thronged by shameless indian men staring at their genitalia while they try to colour themselves brown, or a burnt red as the case maybe. when you reach Arambol beach you have to ask for the sweet water lake. this is one amazing feature of the Arambol beach which in itself makes the beac a prized tourist attraction. however, its not easy to find. it is about 10-15 min of walk across a narrow hilly lane along the seaside, dotted with small shops selling the sort of junk you will find in any tourist destination and particularly in goa. at the end of your journey you will be rewarded by the sight of a glorious beach on your left, a rousing mountain ahead and a cool fresh water lake nestled at foot of the hill and separated by about 50 mtrs of sand from the sea. there are shady palm and coconut trees along the border. if you wade into this lake, the water is not over 5 feet deep at any place. you can walk up the lake into the mountainside as far as you want to. one word of caution. it is probably better to carry some footwear while you wade into the lake as the rocks get a little slippery at places and can cut your feet. as you move up the lake, the stream becomes narrow and you reach the treasure trove of multani mitti. most tourists prefer to lather their entire bodies with this free supply of multani mitti and then walk back along a separate trail down the mountainside. Finally take the holy dip in the lake and wash off the soil and hope that you glow!! :D

If you go ahead of this small lake along the beach for about 100 meters you will hit the rocky mountainside. Just keep climbing these rocks and get to the other side. and along your way you will find small pockets of sand. Ofetn in these pockets you will find small groups or couples. These people are actually looking for a secluded corner to sunbathe in nude in peace. these small pockets in the rocky mountainside will continue till you reach Keri beach on the other side of the mountain. In between you will come across a couple of rather spacious tunnels through the mountain side, small rivulets and narrow ledges along the sides of the mountain. It is here that I've seen beautiful birds as well. But, most impressive of all, I've seen beautiful young women nude, lying sitting, standing in all poses imaginable, doing all sorts of stuff from rubbing sunscreen on their breasts to sitting spreadeagled tanning their innards. Its is also this that attracts some local youth from sitting on some high rock close by and watch these fair skinned beauties reveling in their god given nudity. So, my advice is that go and take a look, but dont be obvious about it. let these poor souls have their peace dont pester them by looking and gawking at their nude bodies coz they are looking for some peace and solitude as much as anybody else.

49 comments:

  1. nice insightwe are a couple and going to goa in somedays will surely go here cheers !!

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    1. You guys are born late. Earlier it was a common sight in the 80s. Totally nude women and men on Anjuna, Baga and Bagator. Bagatoe was till 90s. Cheers

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  2. I just came back from goa, was there for 3 days between arambol and querim, I saw nothing. None. Not even tits. I am shattered and depressed.

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    1. Relax man, try to calm down. I know your dream has been broken and you have now no hope to live your life. I can understand that. You are a typical desperate Indian.

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    2. anonymous bastard .... where ever from you,,, you r ugliest nerd i have ever seen

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  3. I definately got excited when you said "young beautiful women" , but there was nothing. I wish there could be a word better than "zero" to give meaning to my expression.

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  4. I saw them! What a sight! I got laid with an Australian wonan! This is true, but u hve to b there by noon

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    1. sir can you tell me where exactly to be, i mean the address to do these things and the hotel u boarded. I am very much young and looking to have sex :D

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    2. same here let me know

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    3. such desperate people i tell you !!!

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  5. i saw 5 girls in bikini .....that was at calncut beach ....u reach thivim go to mapsa n than take a bus to calancut...thats a nice beach

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    1. Bikini.. thats about it.

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  6. KLPD KI HUD HOGAYI YHAAAA.....

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  7. I went there. A Russian couple was already there. True nudists. Few more foreigners came in. Stripped to their bikini and chilled around. It was a nice experience. Please don't make it uncomfortable for them. Most of all - don't be "THARKI"!! Just boom and let boom!! Cheers!

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  8. Can u tell me exactly at which place in goa this will happens i am intersetd to see and get laid anyone help me

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  9. lund bhi milta hai kya wahan gays ke liye ?

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  10. hannn yaar....gay milte hain kya wahan?????

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  11. Where it is exactly plz lemme know....

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  12. Kamino!! Jaa raha hu Goa! Aaakar review deta hu. Thoda sabar karo

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  13. Yes there is nude beach in goa where women's are taking bath totally naked. but the problem is there is no access to see this show. This beach name is "BATHROOM"

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  14. haha
    feeling pity on u guys
    i was in goa and was there for fun last month
    and i was not searching for such places :P
    but still i got some show in my own resort
    where some russians were taking a sun bath along the poolside
    and there was noone to disturb them :P

    i wont tell u the place
    but it was near Baga beach
    cheers

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  15. Guyz, I did it.....

    I am very happy today, cause i was in goa last month.

    What was the seen yaar. faadu, rapchikc, mindblowing, one australian lady offer me sex.
    But i couldnt accept it cause i forgot rubber. :( :( :(

    But i press her boobs, milky boobs...aaah

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  16. its all are..fake..i was in goa last week. now you can see russians in bikkini at baga, arambol, calangut beach. You can stay in keys resort near baga beach and you can cheers in titos lane. Saturday night market etc..take a rubber always in pocket..better learn some russian too..:D

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  17. wow, that's nice in GOA !

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  18. ohh.. so was that u ....thnak you man....u r an angel...you left her horny ...i had the rubber.....ghas ghas ke saare paap kiye mene......andar aur bahar.....:)..;)....ek hi condom ko do baar use kiya.....she love it....she said ..something in her langauge...may be it meant....HARDER...HARDER....FASTER....FAT JAUNGI....LOL.....

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  19. she had beautiful pink ver.lips...i sucked them...salty..peeper etc...then she offered me to be with her in to the sea...with heads up...we both were into the sea...all naked...and only our heads....to see....i began to reach out her...from behind...she had good shappy ass..as my multimeter could suggest.....

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  20. my car tried the hilly road,i asked her to give way,now that it was my now or nver situtation, i acc.my engine.i got into the warm,moist,wet,sucking,absorbing lubricated,all horny,garage. i did it to my best, making her cry in joy,i was her indian guru, i gave her MOKSH. she is still in my friend list. we will meet some day.:)

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  21. I am going there on 11th may14. can anybody accompany me?

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  22. Laude akele jaa..udhar bohot company milegi..russian tits. Australian pussy.

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  23. The comments here clearly reflects the mindset of Us indian guys. Thats why there will never ever be a l;egal nude beach in India.

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  24. Why don't you fuckers download a couple of pornography videos and wank off. In this age of technology you can get to see everything online. You can even download them on your phones and watch them all the time. And besides all women are the same. They have 2 tits, one ass and a clit. If you have seen one, you have seen them all. Then why do you non goans act like fucking assholes and stare at whites like you have fucking never seen one?

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  25. Xnxx.com check this

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  26. hi i am goin to goa in april 27M any ladies to accompany me

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  27. fuker's going today ... :D

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  28. I will be there with my gf during last week of october, any suggestion on hotels around baga having lively n fun atmosphere ??

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  29. Yeah. Am an Indian nudist. Group tours on nudism can chk me on cool awesome@rediffmail. com

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  30. Any body intreasted for lovely gay and group sex
    My size is 8inches long and 4inches thick
    Any women or girl or muscular men plz say

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  31. any body found nude on the beaches of goa can be thrown in jail for indecent exposure. for the nudest there are lots of other beaches in the world where nudity is tolerated and even expected why spoil the local culture of goa.

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  32. My nudist beach dekhna chahta hi .

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  33. There is no nude beach in Goa and nudity on beach is illegal. You can be arrested. Sex with foreigners is not so easily available and you might end up in trap of niegerians. Yes there are some pockets on Morjim beach and Arambol beach where you can have naked sun ensuring you skip police petrol van smartly. I stay in Goa and enjoy occasionally.

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  34. i want foreigners girl she want sex . if she is ready for sex with then i will sex if any foreigners are available so reply me

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