I HAD WRITTEN THIS IN A LETTER A LONG TIME BACK.. AT LEAST IT SEEMS A LONG TIME BACK AND IS A RATHER FASCINATING COMMENTARY ON THE LONGEVITY OF PUBLIC PERCEPTION AND MEMORY
. HOWEVER, HERE GOES......
the v-day might have found the Muthaliks and the Raj Thakerays of this world with their genitals in a twist because they fear to see the day when a woman will come up and tell them," get it up, you old fart !" for the rest of us its just another day when we spend some time to think of the one we love. but then its time we removed the cynicism from our system and accepted that any day that helps us to remember the ones we love is godsend and we shouldn't spend it cursing others or ourselves. before the year 1969, the church recognised 13 different v-days. guess what sort of a situation the Muthaliks would have found themselves in if that had been the case today! what with the uncultured youth of today learning all new ways to have fun, it would have been a riot if they had found thirteen different days to express their love!!!! i mean life should be like it was in the "earlier days"-- that is to say like they might have had in their repressed childhood. think of the glorious days when you could hang a couple because they thought that they could marry inter caste. and the kids of today think that in 30 years the world has changed so much that they can marry inter religion... i mean haven't we learnt anything from our beloved Taliban brothers or what?! see, they keep saying that the essence of all religions is the same. after all, both the Taliban and us are performing the holy rite of cleansing this dirty earth of filthy women who, of late, have begun to think that they can be equal to men. wasn't the hallowed position of a mother or the wife not enough? that's our culture after all to have all women act as mothers... we do not recognise any other form of the woman-- so what if lakshmi is krishnas concubinbe? only in this land of miracles can the semen of the great saints flow down our great mother ganges and impregnate our sati sadhwi women. the saints never did anything wrong after all.... and to think of it who ever heard of our ancestors copulating?? its the greatest sin of all... should never have been discovered by man... and that dirty thing is never supposed to be done without the supervision of the old men (like Muthalik), who can advise the younger generation how to do it, although they, like their gods, have never indulged in such immoral acts.... the reason that such acts are condoned is that we need our great race to live on and produce more great men like the Muthalik... after all his mother must have had a virgin pregnancy. in any case, if the christian gods can do it why cant our esteemed mothers? marriage is the way that has been shown by our forefathers to keep the female species under control and the weak male of today needs to be taught how to use it well... why don't we ask the Muthalik to write a book, maybe titled "how to empower men- marriage". with all the generations of knowledge that remains trapped in the heads of great leaders like the muthalik we need to tap it for better usage... can we actually take his brain and transplant it in a termite and see if it runs to kill its mate? hope we have more men like the muthalik come up and enlighten our television sets in the future... i might even ask him to give a job to my brother. after all he does have a good sense of comedy... and, as a last word, those sculptures at khajuraho aren't authentic after all, i have been told in the strictest confidence by the muthalik... they have been tampered by our british rulers during their 200 years here. those sick, perverted men added the genitalia and removed the clothes from the deities who were actually performing holy rites!
IN VIEW OF THE RECENT UPROAR OVER THE RESERVATION FOR WOMEN IN THE PARLIAMENT, I GUESS THE NEED FOR THE LALLOO YADAV CLAN HAS GROWN EVEN MORE ACUTE. AFTER ALL, THERE AREN'T MANY MEN WHO CAN LIFT THE GAUNTLET AND PICK UP THE CUDGEL IN THE FIGHT FOR MEN'S RIGHTS.
I AM NOT TOO SURE WHAT TRANSPIRED IN THE PARLIAMENT UNDER THE GARB OF EMPOWERMENT OF WOMEN WAS ACTUALLY WHAT IT SET OUT TO BE. IN FACT, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IT WAS SMART POLITICAL MANOEUVRING ON BEHALF OF THE CONGRESS LED GOVERNMENT MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. IN MY OPINION, IT WAS MORE OF A CASE OF OILING THE WELL OILED HEAD. ONLY THOSE WHO HAVE ACCESS TO POWER SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL AND THE POOR SHALL GET MORE POWERLESS. EVEN SO, IT MAY STILL TURN OUT TO BE A RATHER PATH BREAKING STEP THAN WE EXPECT IT TO BE.
the v-day might have found the Muthaliks and the Raj Thakerays of this world with their genitals in a twist because they fear to see the day when a woman will come up and tell them," get it up, you old fart !" for the rest of us its just another day when we spend some time to think of the one we love. but then its time we removed the cynicism from our system and accepted that any day that helps us to remember the ones we love is godsend and we shouldn't spend it cursing others or ourselves. before the year 1969, the church recognised 13 different v-days. guess what sort of a situation the Muthaliks would have found themselves in if that had been the case today! what with the uncultured youth of today learning all new ways to have fun, it would have been a riot if they had found thirteen different days to express their love!!!! i mean life should be like it was in the "earlier days"-- that is to say like they might have had in their repressed childhood. think of the glorious days when you could hang a couple because they thought that they could marry inter caste. and the kids of today think that in 30 years the world has changed so much that they can marry inter religion... i mean haven't we learnt anything from our beloved Taliban brothers or what?! see, they keep saying that the essence of all religions is the same. after all, both the Taliban and us are performing the holy rite of cleansing this dirty earth of filthy women who, of late, have begun to think that they can be equal to men. wasn't the hallowed position of a mother or the wife not enough? that's our culture after all to have all women act as mothers... we do not recognise any other form of the woman-- so what if lakshmi is krishnas concubinbe? only in this land of miracles can the semen of the great saints flow down our great mother ganges and impregnate our sati sadhwi women. the saints never did anything wrong after all.... and to think of it who ever heard of our ancestors copulating?? its the greatest sin of all... should never have been discovered by man... and that dirty thing is never supposed to be done without the supervision of the old men (like Muthalik), who can advise the younger generation how to do it, although they, like their gods, have never indulged in such immoral acts.... the reason that such acts are condoned is that we need our great race to live on and produce more great men like the Muthalik... after all his mother must have had a virgin pregnancy. in any case, if the christian gods can do it why cant our esteemed mothers? marriage is the way that has been shown by our forefathers to keep the female species under control and the weak male of today needs to be taught how to use it well... why don't we ask the Muthalik to write a book, maybe titled "how to empower men- marriage". with all the generations of knowledge that remains trapped in the heads of great leaders like the muthalik we need to tap it for better usage... can we actually take his brain and transplant it in a termite and see if it runs to kill its mate? hope we have more men like the muthalik come up and enlighten our television sets in the future... i might even ask him to give a job to my brother. after all he does have a good sense of comedy... and, as a last word, those sculptures at khajuraho aren't authentic after all, i have been told in the strictest confidence by the muthalik... they have been tampered by our british rulers during their 200 years here. those sick, perverted men added the genitalia and removed the clothes from the deities who were actually performing holy rites!
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